$ ping theguy
PING theguy (127.0.0.1): 56 data bytes
64 bytes from theguy: icmp_seq=0 ttl=64 time=13.37 ms
64 bytes from theguy: icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=12.42 ms
64 bytes from theguy: icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=11.98 ms
--- theguy ping statistics ---
3 packets transmitted, 3 received, 0% packet loss
$ whoami
> Solo builder. Web3 support node with years of uptime.
> My graveyard of half-shipped ideas has serious packet loss.
> What survived production lives here (starting with Motoyra).
> I debug user frustration for a living. Here I try not to cause it.